
After six long years the smiling slammers have returned! In 2014 Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy released their 8.1.2. EP, featuring the pit anthem ‘Let Me See Some Hammers’, proving it was possible to play the most brutally heavy and technically adept slam death without the grimacing and chest beating. Now their brain-melting brutality and wicked sense of humour is presented across a full length album of bone-breaking brutality that will have you laughing as you die! Grab your hairspray and dive on in to Glam Not Slam!
Saying it as it is, Glam Not Slam opens with the self-explanatory ‘Worthless Intro You Will Skip’, before unleashing the monstrous punch to the gut that is first single ‘Knights In Slammin’ Service’. From that point on the album is a whirlwind of twisting riffs, bludgeoning bass, rabid drumming and sickening vocals. Despite the light hearted titles of songs like ‘I Bless the Slams Down In Africa’ and ‘Pour Some Pitriffs On Me’ these tracks are heavier than life itself. Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy understand every nuance of brutal, slamming death metal and that’s what gives them the ability to bring their fresh, individual approach to the table so successfully. You don’t have to be angry to slam harder than the rest!
Gore House Productions will unleash this energy infused fireball of joyful aggression on April 24th and when Glam Not Slam hits the doubters will be staying down.
The Knights In Slammin’ Service are coming to your town and it’s time to have some fun – join the carnival or be crushed beneath the wheels!

Track Listing:
1 – Worthless Intro You Will Skip
2 – Knights In Slammin’ Service
3 – My Studies At The Slamming Brutal Death University
4 – Some Kisses
5 – 8.1.2. And Life (Pitriffs Gone Wild)
6 – I Bless The Slams Down In Africa
7 – 10,000 Slam Thots (In One)
8 – Overnight (Slammin' Brutal Death Metal) Sensation
9 – Pour Some Pitriffs On Me
10 – No Ghey Black Metal! (Only Good Shit)
Presale link: Gore House Productions
Genre: Brutal Slam Death Metal
For fans of: Devourment | Party Canon | Guttural Secrete | Disgorge
Gore House Productions will unleash this energy infused fireball of joyful aggression on April 24th and when Glam Not Slam hits the doubters will be staying down.
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LINEUP
Andrew Sutton - Vocals & Guitar
Mike Simon - Drums
Nick Scott - Bass
BIOGRAPHY/LOGO

Maybe you’re a killer who really enjoys his work, who feels a sense of joy as the skulls crack under your hammer. You take out the bodies with a smile on your face and spring in your step – but where do you turn to for a soundtrack to your day - one that captures both the unparalleled violence of your lifestyle and your sense of fun? Or perhaps you’re just a regular guy, addicted to the slam, but who still wants to look good and party? A student with rock ‘n’ roll high school dreams but an insatiable need for guttural vocals and the vomit-inducing sickness of brutal death metal? Everything you need is encapsulated in one band...Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy!
Six years on from their world renowned EP, 8.1.2., the Indiana trio have returned with another breathtakingly beautiful blend of sick slams and heart warming humour, in the form of their debut full length album, Glam Not Slam. From the knowing self awareness of ‘Worthless Intro You Will Skip’ to the playful brutality of the band’s tribute to the masters of melody, Toto, ‘I Bless The Slams Down In Africa’ this is twisted savagery for those who like to look on the brighter, lighter side of life. Just don’t go thinking that Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy are nothing but a throwaway joke, because musically speaking this band are as serious as death. The drumming that propels songs like ’10,000 Slam Thots (In One)’ is staggering and the array of wicked, convulsing riffs on display is simply magnificent. This band are serious songwriters, serious musicians, and seriously damn heavy – they just like to have a little fun at the same time as levelling cities with the weapons in their monstrous slam death armoury.
On April 24th Gore House Productions will light the fuse and stand well back, detonating this explosive collection of brutal masterpieces. The body count is expected to be unprecedented, but at least they’ll all die smiling. The Knights In Slamming Service are coming to your town and it’s time to have some fun – join the carnival or be crushed beneath the wheels!
DISCOGRAPHY
Glam Not Slam - 2020
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Brutal Slam Death Metal